So I took my lady out for lunch at Prawn John Silvers to grab some expensive seafood and maybe a few drinks to loosen up the bitch. We get up to the bar and order two Prawn Island Ice Tea's from the Prawntender. The drinks looked a little dark but i figured he used too much coke, but once i took my first tip I knew that asshole Prawn put catfood in my drink. So i ran to the bathroom and threw up. When i got back to the bar that mother fucking Prawn was banging my lady. So odered a to go fish and chips, tipped accoardingly , went home and the FUCKING PRAWN sprinkled catfood all over my dinner. Turns out my lady was found in a dumpster 2 days later.
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